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Monday, October 31, 2005

why law students are alcoholics

Drinking:

  • makes me warmer than my jacket does
  • is an excuse to tell people secrets
  • makes other people tell me secrets
  • makes me want to get cold called in civ pro
  • is an excuse to molest people
  • elongates dinner
  • is a reason to go to the gym later on, which is an excuse to listen to ipod and think about the OC
  • relieves tension and the fear of death
  • introduces me to exotic parts of Bleecker Street
What have I missed?

Here is what happens when you go to law school.

I inaugurate this blog with an esoteric joke about the blogosphere and the Supreme Court:

Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your IQ?"

The man answers, "241."

"That is wonderful!" says Albert. "We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the universe. We will have much to discuss!"

Next, Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, "What is your IQ?"

The lady answers, "144."

"That is great!", says Albert, "We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!".

Albert then goes to another person and asks, "What is your IQ?"

The person answers, "51."

Albert ponders this for a moment, and then smiles and says,

"CONFIRM THEM!!!"


P.S. The original punchline is, of course, "Go RedSox!"